May 2005 Polls
It looks like the EU constitution may be dead.
I'm glad.
23%
We should still get a chance to vote on it.
14%
We can't let the French derail the whole plan.
11%
It gives us a chance to rethink the future of Europe.
14%
The issue is too complex for the public to vote on.
9%
I don't really understand the issue.
26%
Going away this summer?
No, staying in Blighty to catch the heatwave
24%
Hell yeah. Timbuktu and beyond
20%
Only to the nearest seafront
10%
Wallet permitting
31%
The weather's tropical enough here
13%
Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. Not under any circumstances.
58%
Yes. It would be a good deterrent to murder.
33%
Only for the murder of children and old people.
7%
The Crazy Frog ringtone looks set to beat Coldplay to number one. Is this...
Great. I love that frog.
2%
Terrible. That frog gets on my nerves.
78%
Interesting. It's strange that a ringtone can outsell Coldplay.
11%
Good. Anything that stops Coldplay from reaching No1 is fine.
7%
What does the word 'pension' mean to you?
That thing my parents nag me about sorting
8%
A chunk of my paycheck that goes to my future
45%
My ticket to old age partying
20%
I'll worry about it when I've got a job
25%
Should happy hours be banned?
Yes, they cause menace to society
22%
Maybe, they have good and bad points
33%
Don't care either way
11%
No, it's a really bad idea
33%
What's your ideal Sunday meal?
Roast beef with all the trimmings.
51%
Lots of fruit to detox.
11%
Fish and chips.
13%
Barbeque.
23%
The Amazon rainforest is being destroyed at record levels. Do you think...
All destruction of the rainforest must be stopped now!
30%
Growing economies need timber and farmland.
8%
Global warming has been exaggerated.
6%
We need to reduce deforestation.
55%
Do you believe that 'feral youths' are roaming the streets of Britain?
Yes. It's so dangerous on the streets today.
33%
No. It's just media hype.
8%
There have always been hooligans on the streets.
39%
Young people are being stereotyped again.
17%
CCTV is...
Necessary for a stable society.
12%
An infringement of our rights.
17%
Ineffective. You can't see actual faces with it.
10%
Just one of the tools to fight crime.
58%
What do you think of Celebrity Love Island?
I can't wait for it.
9%
I hope this is the end of reality TV.
29%
The 'celebrities' are just sad and desperate.
47%
I may watch it if it's on.
14%
What do you think of 'happy slapping'?
It's just a laugh.
6%
They should be locked up.
59%
It's a fad that will die out.
20%
I blame Jackass.
14%
Should the working week be made a maximum of 48 hours?
Yes. People are working too hard.
42%
No. If you have to work longer, you should be allowed to.
37%
We should have a much shorter working week.
19%
An Andy Warhol painting of Liz Taylor has sold for £7m.
This is deserved. Warhol was a genius.
28%
This is a joke. Warhol was rubbish.
38%
I don't like modern art.
33%
Hepatitis B is 50 to 100 times more infectious than the Aids virus. Have you been immunised?
Yes. It's potentially fatal.
23%
No. I've never thought about it
68%
Isn't it a gay issue?
7%
Only foreigners get it.
0%
Would you spend money to look good on a first date?
Yes. I need to look good to feel good.
57%
No. They can take me as I am.
19%
I just put on my lucky pants.
10%
I don't need to. I'm irresistible.
12%
In the future, will you have surgery to look younger?
No. Wrinkles have character
27%
Yes. I want to be nipped, tucked and lifted
23%
I hate knives
20%
I won't let the body fascists win.
27%











